He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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