I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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