Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
what if I'm pregnant?
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it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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