I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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