I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
All the doctor said was why
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
