i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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