I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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