couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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