How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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