Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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