why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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