Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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