just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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