Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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