i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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