Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.