It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics