don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.