I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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