i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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