i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Verdict: uncircumcised.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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