Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I need to align my fucking chakras
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