What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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