Don't you send me to vm
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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