That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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