Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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