My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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