I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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