Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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