Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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