just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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