I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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