But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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