Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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