Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize