i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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