careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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