god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
These tits shall not be calmed
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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