she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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