In the future we'll all be gay
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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