Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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