Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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