it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
