good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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