just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
