Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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