the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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