But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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