I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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