I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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