i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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