You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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