I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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