you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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