I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Is it penis luge time yet?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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