hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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