I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just want to make out with him forever
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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