It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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