But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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