God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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