Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
it was like having sex with a tree stump
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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