Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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