He passed out mid-signature
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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