you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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